Let’s be honest—Netflix struck gold with Wednesday. The series isn’t just a hit; it’s a full-blown cultural wave. With over a billion hours streamed and social media buzzing non-stop, the dark halls of Nevermore Academy have become iconic. Jenna Ortega made Wednesday Addams unforgettable, but what if we twisted the casting lens and imagined a star-studded Hollywood version?

Let’s dive into a reimagined Wednesday where big names bring even bigger energy to this macabre masterpiece.

Zendaya as Wednesday Addams

Picture it: Zendaya, with her cool composure and piercing stare, stepping into Wednesday’s black Mary Janes. She’s no stranger to layered roles—Euphoria showed her raw emotional depth, while Dune proved her power in silence. She could deliver Wednesday’s sharp lines with elegance, detachment, and just the right amount of bite. We’d be obsessed.

Video: Wednesday Addams | Dance Scene 

Jonah Hill as Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester needs to be chaotic and charming—enter Jonah Hill. With a mix of improv gold and subtle vulnerability, he’d crush the comedic timing while revealing a soft, slightly deranged heart underneath. His version of Fester would be the hilarious, unpredictable wildcard the story needs.

Meryl Streep as Principal Larissa Weems

Weems is a powerhouse role, and who better to command a room than Meryl Streep? She’d bring her signature gravitas, shifting between caring educator and unnerving authority with a single glance. You’d never know if you could trust her—and that’s exactly the energy Nevermore Academy thrives on.

Zooey Deschanel as Marilyn Thornhill

We all love Zooey’s whimsical style, but adding a hidden dark streak? That’s next level. As Thornhill, the seemingly sweet botany teacher with secrets buried deep, Zooey would charm you… until she chills you. Her transformation from adorable to alarming would be magnetic.

Video: WEDNESDAY (1×1) Meeting Miss Thornhill

Blake Lively as Dr. Valerie Kinbott

Blake Lively could easily slip into the polished world of Kinbott, the school’s well-meaning but suspicious therapist. With her sharp delivery and charisma, she’d keep us guessing—is she just nosy, or is there something darker beneath the surface?

Angelina Jolie as Morticia Addams

Dark glamour? Intensity? Enigmatic presence? Jolie checks every box. Her Morticia would float into rooms like mist, all elegance and menace. She’d own every line, every glance. You’d believe she’s been in love with the night for centuries—and she’d make you want to follow her into it.

Antonio Banderas as Gomez Addams

Pair Jolie with Banderas, and sparks fly. Gomez is devoted, passionate, and always one sentence away from breaking into a love poem. Antonio brings swagger and warmth in equal parts. He’d woo Morticia like no one’s watching—and we’d all be watching.

Gaten Matarazzo as Pugsley Addams

Pugsley’s often the forgotten Addams sibling, but Stranger Things star Gaten Matarazzo could flip that script. He’d bring the mischief and curiosity with a grin that says, “I definitely just rigged that trapdoor.” With Gaten in the role, Pugsley becomes the ultimate scene-stealer.

Jason Statham as Sheriff Donovan Galpin

Galpin’s got tension running through his veins. Enter Jason Statham—gritty, grounded, and not afraid to stare down a monster (or his own kid). His stern approach would put pressure on the mystery, but beneath the tough shell, he could deliver quiet moments of doubt and fear.

Zoë Kravitz as Bianca Barclay

Bianca’s no ordinary rival—she’s smart, stylish, and a little dangerous. Zoë Kravitz has the edge and the confidence to make her shine. She wouldn’t just challenge Wednesday—she’d steal the spotlight every time she walked into a room. This casting would turn Bianca into a true co-lead.

A Nod to the Origins

Before we got moody teen drama and monstrous mysteries, The Addams Family started in black and white—literally. Charles Addams’s cartoon strip back in 1938 laid the groundwork for decades of kooky brilliance. From the 1964 TV series to the ‘90s films, each version redefined spooky cool in its own way.

Christina Ricci’s Surprise Return

No one saw it coming—Christina Ricci, the ultimate ‘90s Wednesday, returned in the Netflix series as the mysterious Ms. Thornhill. She didn’t coach Jenna Ortega. She didn’t try to shape the new version. Instead, she stood back and let Wednesday evolve. That’s how you pass the torch—with respect, not interference.

Imagine this: Florence Pugh as Wednesday, Eva Green floating in as Morticia, and Daniel Brühl charming his way into Gomez’s loafers. The idea of a European cast opens a whole new dimension—moody, stylish, maybe even a little darker. The accents alone would bring fresh flavor to the already rich world of Nevermore.

Wednesday didn’t just succeed because of the creepy vibes or the viral dance scene—it worked because of the characters. Each one was distinct, with layers to peel back and stories to tell. Swapping in A-listers like Zendaya, Jolie, or Banderas doesn’t just give us a fantasy—it reminds us how strong this universe really is.

Great stories live forever because they evolve. A Hollywood version of Wednesday would bring a fresh twist, turning up the volume on drama, humor, and style. It might look different—but the heart, the darkness, and the weirdness? That would stay the same.

So go ahead—build your own dream cast. The Addams Family tree has plenty of room for new branches.